Hello, everyone, and get ready for the fun times produced when you put the words “christian men only” into Google. I’m your host, QueenofSwords, and although this week’s subject isn’t exactly christiporn, they mention sodomy so often that it sounds like product placement. And do they ever need the money; it’ll take more than a fisting of dollars to rescue the United States from its cesspool of degradation. Prepare to repent and contribute, because this week’s Nutwatch skewers
Each time I see that phrase, I think of the Aryan Alliance. Still, at least they have a useful acronym; when two members of the alliance meet each other, in lieu of a secret handshake they can say, “ARR, matey!” Of course, this presupposes a membership of two, quite a feat when you consider their
If a ball-bearing is dropped into one ear, it should emerge via the other.
The members of the Alliance are united by a common conviction
They were all arrested and tried together? Perhaps separating them caused too many tearful breakdowns.
that : 1) repentance and Biblical Revival are an immediate and absolute necessity if America is ultimately to survive, i.e., we must REPENT or PERISH!
When god picked his chosen people for the second time, he brought them to a land flowing with beer and Coca-Cola.
2) the judgments of God, including those within His household, are already upon us and escalating;
Yes, if you don’t repent, god will be even quieter than he is already. Then you’ll be sorry that you’ve driven him into a state of catatonic schizophrenia.
and 3) we must work together to warn the Church and our perishing nation.
The Alliance must not have heard that the rapture is due any moment now. What’s the point of reviving the nation when they’re all going to heaven soon, unless they think they can take the entire landmass of the United States along with them?
Maybe heaven’s not all it’s cracked up to be, if you have to preserve your own country here on earth.
We invite Christian men who share our convictions
For what, a twelve-step meeting? “Hello, my name is Zach and I was arrested for religious harassment.”
& objectives, who hold to historic Biblical Christian faith as outlined in our faith documents, & who wish to join our mission to join us. There are three kinds of Alliance membership.
1. Regular Membership - Christian men in positions of leadership/ministry who are laboring to advance Biblical Revival and Reformation in any sphere of American society.
No Missionaries Need Apply.
The Alliance membership includes not just ministers (pastors, evangelists, etc.), but political leaders & activists, pro-life leaders & activists, county, state & national officials (elected & appointed), authors, publishers, media professionals (TV, print, Web, radio, etc., ) corporate leaders, small businessmen, lawyers, medical professionals, scientists…
More like scientisn’ts.
2. Associate Membership - Christian men who do not hold positions of active ministry or leadership
Except over their wives and children, one would hope.
but who share the vision and goals of the Alliance and wish to be supportive through prayer and financial support.
Jesus is reputed to have said, “If you have faith the size of a mustard seed, you can move this mountain into the sea. But if you have enough money to buy a lot of dynamite and a fleet of trucks, you’ll get the mountain there even quicker!”
3. Ladies Auxiliary - In the future,
If there is a future, i.e. if god somehow restrains himself from unleashing a WMD.
we hope to have a Ladies' Auxiliary. We are taking contact information from interested ladies
I’ll just bet you are, big boy.
and will communicate with them when the Ladies Auxiliary has been established.
Until then, they may proceed to the kitchen and make coffee if their husbands are present to light the stove for them. Female not use hot light. That man’s weapon only! As long as women are having children, though, they're doing the right thing, as John Anderson explains in his article
As a nation we have become prideful, self-absorbed and degenerate to the place we are arrogantly killing our unborn by the millions with their blood dripping from our collective hands;
If you’re quite done with the Lady Macbeth impression, John, a little hot water and Palmolive soap will take care of that particular situation just fine. Then you can go to the blackboard and write, “I will never ever again exaggerate” about ten million times.
and we are rationalizing perversion to the point we have passed Sodom and Gomorrah
Although Sodom and Gomorrah go together like hairspray and televangelistas, there’s no indication of what perversions the people in Gomorrah committed. Maybe they started the first-ever pornography business, selling those carved figures of naked women with huge breasts and bellies. Those indecent sculptures eventually ended up all over Europe, just more evidence that perversion sells.
and argue to include same-sex unions in the sacred bonds of marriage.
The sacred bonds of which marriage, exactly? Adam’s? Chances are, he had to share Eve with their son. Jacob’s? He slept with four women, though perhaps not simultaneously. Jesus’s? When he ties the knot, it’ll be to a bunch of women and men.
We deserve and face judgment. Certainly the lessons of Scripture show that God punished the stubbornly wicked Sodom and Gomorrah; and He graciously spared the repentant Nineveh.
As a result, Nineveh is now one of the world’s major cities, sporting both a McDonalds and a Pizza Hut!
His is immeasurable justice to the rebellious unrepentant; and His is immeasurable patience to the humble penitent.
It is only God's mercy that we remain a nation.
Rather than turning into a lemon drop or maybe a chihuahua.
It is in this context that our Lord has placed deep in our hearts the urgency to plant the seeds
Well, if this website is characteristic of your planting ability, your effort is sow-sow at best and croppy at worst. Hoe this ministry is supposed to attract anyone beside the spirit-field fundy with a mindless grain on his face is anyone’s guess. I’m plowed that I never joined any organizations like this, but since I’m a woman, anything I say probably goes right pasture.
of biblical revival in churches and to speak into the heart and conscience of our beloved country.
I think I prefer the fundamentalists who are fixated on the afterlife; even that would be preferable to this self-appointed guardian angel of the United States. If it isn’t their blissful belief that “church” is spelled S-T-A-T-E, it’s their melodramatic bewailing over sodomy. If you don’t like it, don’t have it, and if you like it but no one’s giving it to you, consider placing an advertisement in the Alliance’s newsletter, appropriately titled
If it had not been for Godly, Colonial American preachers, there would be no United States such as we have known it.
No, it would be full of witches, and Quakers, and maybe native Americans eating peyote as well.
Early American Preachers publicly applied the Word of God not only to matters of the heart, but to relevant "political" issues of the day… These preachers were "sons of Issachar."
And they married the “daughters of Isaachar”, resulting in the fundamentalists you see today.
The Blood-washed Church of Jesus Christ,
is attracting a lot of flies. Please bring swatters to next week’s service.
led by her Pastors, holds the keys to the destiny of our nation. America has been a light-house of freedom for the world, a stronghold for the Gospel.
Was that before or after the constitution was written? Some websites at least acknowledge the existence of this document; the Alliance lives in another world where the national anthem is “The Star-Spangled Savior”.
But due to the treasonous retreat of Christians from the public sphere, America has become a cesspool of immorality, political corruption, the world's largest supplier of pornography
Da, comrade, capitalism is good. Look how much money the Americans rake in from their porn sales!
and foremost promoter of abortion & homosexuality.
Maybe they ought to combine the two for a more godly result. “Abort Homosexuals” – that sounds like something even Fred Phelps might get behind, so to speak.
Published under the oversight of the Alliance
are a number of fine additions to your library, including, Unborn Baby’s First Alphabet Book (For Internal Use Only) and The Joy of Cooking Witches.
and a committee of experienced pastors from various denominational backgrounds,
Although there was a small fistfight when the Pentecostal tried to convert the Catholic, and of course the Methodist refused to sit next to the Episcopalian because he smelled of wine, and don’t get me started on the guy who runs the Reformed Baptist Church of the Lord Council of 1912.
the Pastor's Alert is intended : to prophetically challenge, tenderly encourage & help pastors embrace personal repentance & holiness, and to develop healthy secret devotional prayer lives
Is it just me, or does this sound a bit like a soft-core sex manual?
…to train churchmen to repent, pray, and be salt & light in this critical period of America's history
Salt & light, a whole new flavor of diet-friendly potato chip.
to challenge pastors to face up to reality that America is under God's judgment!
What, just America? He doesn’t care about any other place in the world, even Israel? Well, in the Old Testament, he was a firm one-country god, and apparently he hasn’t changed his ways. Perhaps two or more nations are too much for him to handle; it must be like playing Civilization, where you can only control one civ at a time.
If the Church and her leaders in America do not quickly and wholeheartedly repent and return to the God of the Bible, His gracious, remedial judgments upon our nation will soon become irreversible, final judgments.
And then, if they really do not quickly repent, his irreversible, final judgments will become cruel, vindictive judgments, and then if they really really do not quickly repent, he will give them a tax audit.
to offer books, tapes & other resources
Translation : the Ladies Auxiliary, yours for a limited time only, because others are standing in line.
which will advance the purposes of the Alliance & generate modest income to sustain the organization.
I’m surprised that those county, state & national officials (elected & appointed), authors, publishers, etc. are not capable of generating enough money themselves to keep their ark afloat. Maybe they just don’t get much business done, or else they’re unaware that the United States is threatened by weapons of ass destruction, something they would understand at once if they read the
It was a defining summer, this summer of 2003. The U.S. Supreme Court decriminalized sodomy and Episcopalians ratified a gay bishop.
There seems to be a connection between the two. Perhaps it’s the fact that the bishop is no longer breaking the law, and the Alliance wishes he was, then he could go to prison and have even more gay sex, though how this would please the Alliance is anyone’s guess.
This summer had the marks of that defining winter 30 years ago when the Supreme Court approved abortion on demand. Both points in time have attacked our core values the first, the sanctity of human life, the later, sexual morality and the sanctity of marriage.
Your marriage must in pretty bad shape if someone else’s sex threatens it. I suggest some intensive counseling wherein you learn not to dwell obsessively on what other people do behind closed doors (hint : whatever they did with consenting adults even before it was made legal).
Unfettered bloodshed was legalized in 1973. Unfettered perversion was legalized in 2003. The U.S. Supreme Court just pushed God aside.
causing Him to fall and break His neck. That’s why you don’t hear too much from him about unfettered anything. Here lies God, squashed like a fly by the U.S. Supreme Court.
All of this in just 30 years not long in the rise and decline of nations. Sadly, we're not slouching toward Gomorrah, we're passing Gomorrah.
If you feel pain upon passing Gomorrah, please see a medical health professional immediately.
In this ThirtyYear War, and counting, secularism seems to be triumphing.
Yes, but that’s OK. Secularism won’t outlaw straight sex, so you can still reproduce (not that you should).
Secularism is agnosticism ruling the public square in our case, agnosticism tipped toward atheism. Secularism seems troubled primarily with the God of Scripture. It doesn't seem too concerned with the other more politically correct gods of the Hindus, Muslims, Buddhists, Animists, and so forth.
The Muslim god is politically correct? I take it the Alliance sensed the approach of the mysterious entity known only as “The Real World” and promptly hid under its communal bed?
With the legalizing of sodomy, what do the next 30 years portend?
That people will have as much sex as they’ve been having in the past, but now you’ll hate every minute of it. Which, come to think of it, is a good enough reason for people to have even more sex.
Look at the last 30 years and the consequences of legalizing abortion: Some 42+ million of our unborn have been destroyed meaning the womb has become the tomb;
Find a dictionary and look up the word “miscarriage”; whatever the womb is, why should the skull be a hollow shell? Empty vessels really do make the most noise.
The abortion culture has become so embedded that a child of any age can have an abortion without her parents knowledge or approval; A father cannot protect his unborn child if the mother decides to kill it.
Was Sarah able to protect her born child when Abraham decided to kill it? And is the father prepared to accept the responsibility for nourishing the unborn child and undergoing all the discomfort, pain and risk of pregnancy? Or does the Alliance think that the Schwarzenegger movie Junior is a documentary?
Still, I’m not surprised that the Alliance’s sympathy lies with the man. The idea of a woman having any control over her body must scare them sillier than they already are.
abortion opponents such as Francis Schaeffer and Malcolm Muggeridge vigorously predicted that we would go down the slippery slope and someday even embrace euthanasia.
If God wants you to die, he’ll kill you himself, or send one of his appointed angels of death to do the job. Euthanasia is like self-pleasure that way; why would anyone need god if they took matters into their own hands, so to speak?
What we've done is given abortion and sodomy our societal endorsement; we've institutionalized these evils. Our peril cannot be overstated.
But you will make a heroic effort to do so anyway? Have you considered serializing this peril as a thrilling weekly story where the Alliance is tied to the railroad tracks and must pray for the ability to undo knots before the United States is destroyed?
It is not possible to predict fully what may result from the tragic decisions of this summer of sodomy
Oh yes, it is. “With god, all things are possible”. Maybe you don’t have god after all; quite likely considering the brutal battering he got from the U.S. Supreme Court.
Yet we may have clues. This summer's decisions certainly gave "homosexual unions" a strong boost, so traditional marriage increasingly will be attacked…
Given the choice between hot sweaty man-on-man loving and reproductive relations with one’s Ladies Auxiliary helpmeet, I know which one I’d pick. And so does the Alliance, which quite correctly worries about how little alliances will be born should men realize that something other than heterosexuality is possible.
The Episcopal Church in America will probably divide
God said “Be fruitful and multiply”, and the churches took him literally.
with the liberal side further embracing apostasy and abominations, and shriveling, as it deserves.
The Incredible Shrinking Church? I’d say the Alliance’s members were, er, shriveling as well, but I’m not sure any further reduction in size is possible.
But whatever ensues, the most devastating and damning effect will be on our children and grandchildren as we increase in teaching them to sin: Recently we saw female pop stars brazenly kiss on a nationally broadcast MTV awards program…
See remote control. See OFF button. Press OFF button. Magic! Unless what you’re complaining about is that the female pop stars didn’t go any further than a kiss, in which case I suggest you rent a video instead.
Looking ahead 30 years assumes we'll last that long. We could have a 30 year collapse:
The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole and the Alliance sees the destruction of America in one small but arousing package.
How many sins will we institutionalize; How debased will we become in teaching our children to sin; How many hits will we make on our core values;
How many hits will you get on your webpage counter? And how many of them will contribute money?
How far will we go in pushing God out before their consequences crash down on us?
Why would anyone choose to worship such a neutered helpless god, one who can be pushed around like a pawn on a chessboard by a gay bishop (and maybe the queen as well)?
It's urgent that we in the pulpit lead with fervent calls for repentance with tears…With such calls we will most nobly serve our country!
Yes, forget about doing anything practical to alleviate any of the problems in the US. Just cry for long enough, and… well, we aren’t told what will happen after that. Maybe if everyone produced tears for years, that would form a second Noah’s flood to cleanse the world of evil.
We cannot wait 30 years to repent, nor 30 months, or 30 days, or even 30 hours. Every delay only hardens us
The anticipation of what female pop stars will do next must be thrilling. Do you like Britney-Christina clinches, or would you prefer them even younger?
in our sin. The urgency is now, within the next 30 minutes!
Maybe within the next 30 sec-- ohhhh, too late. Damn MTV. Pass the cigarettes. You too may need some kind of chemical assistance to make it through the equally Woes R Us
Our Supreme Court's sodomy ruling will incur even more judgment _ especially for our children and grandchildren.
What, you mean your children and grandkids are doing it? I think you might want to set your own house in order before you turn to anyone else’s.
Unless we wholeheartedly REPENT! Please Join Us in Repentant Prayer:
REPENT : Religious Extremists Pitifully Exhorting Neurotic Toadyism.
Lord, Please have MERCY upon Your Church in America. You gave us power to PRAY, REPENT, OBEY & TURN the tide of evil.
Do you have to yell the capitalized words? Maybe God’s fall made him partially deaf, and unless the keywords are bellowed up to him, he might not catch what the prayer is about.
Instead, we have allowed our evil culture to overcome us… Revive us, O Lord! Grant us OBEDIENCE & FAITH. RAISE UP God-fearing, anointed leaders who can effectively lead us.... In Jesus' Name, Amen.
And on that heartfelt note, we leave the noble Alliance for Repentance, Repentance, and Redundancy. Also Repentance. I’m not sure why such groveling is necessary, considering that their god can be pushed around by the Supreme Court; he’s certainly changed a lot since his smiting-of-Sodom days. Perhaps that explains the Alliance’s fear-driven desire to see national repentance within the next 30 minutes; they think that the longer they wait, the more inert and comatose their god becomes. Why, within a few years or so, he might not even exist!
Till next week, everyone!
QueenofSwords