Hello everyone, and welcome to the first kosher serving of Nut! I’m your host, QueenofSwords, and this week’s Messianic Jewish ministry failed to hitch a ride on the Hale-Bopp comet, but hopes to do so on some other cosmological construct. While they’re still stuck on Earth, however, they have wares to hawk, dollars to rake in and souls to save, in that order; get ready for planets, paintings and payment, because this week’s Nutwatch observes the blowing of
Displaying the usual fundamentalist fascination with capslock, the prophet Elizabeth describes this ministry as
ALPHA & OMEGA ALMIGHTY WIND
Almighty Wind, only begotten Breeze of the Zephyr.
RUACH HA KODESH WILDFIRE LAST CHANCE MINISTRY
I’m not sure what wildfire has to to with last chances; are they saying that we’ll never get another opportunity to be fricasseed? But according to this website, people will be soon be dying en masse in far worse ways, all as a result of the cosmic phenomenon called, with great originality,
UPDATE! Elisabeth was given a prophetic word from YAHWEH, that the calculations of man are foolishness,
for YAHWEH has heard the prayers of His people who have asked for more time to reach LOST SOULS through the Blood of YAHSHUA.
And also through this :
Unless they’re trying to say that YAHSHUA bleeds dollar bills?
Look up, all who LOVE and OBEY YAHWEH and YAHSHUA,
And keep looking. There’s a flock of pigeons flapping overhead, and I’ve wagered that at least one of them has a little present for you.
for our redemption draweth nigh!!!
As long as your redemption can color within the lines, I don’t care what it draws.
Planet X has a highly elliptical orbit,
In his wisdom, God – I mean Yahweh – made the planet’s orbit reflect his holy book that way.
rather than the usual circular orbit, more resembling the orbit of a comet than of a planet. It's orbit carries it far out into space, far beyond our known solar system, but then every 3,630 years it returns to the inner solar system and crosses the orbit of Earth.
And what exactly is this planet orbiting? Sun X? Planet Y?
Planet X is a humongous,
When they use complex scientific terms like that, you know the theory’s valid.
giant planet over five times larger than Earth, and having over 100 times the mass of Earth....
If it had even half the crackpots that Earth did, that’s when I’d start worrying.
It was because of this electromagnetic disturbance of other planets that astronomers in recent times figured out that there had to be another huge heavenly body in the outer reaches of the solar system.
This turned out to the corpse of Jehovah, and now they had to find a spaceship to tow it.
Astronomers finally discovered Planet X in 1982... But shortly after these public announcements the great coverup began…
The astronomers painted a red patch on Planet X and started calling it “Jupiter”.
They soon discovered that it was inbound, headed towards the inner solar system again. It was determined that it would cause massive earthquakes, volcanoes, tidal waves,
increases in taxes, dandruff and the collapse of Enron.
the melting or shifting of the polar ice caps,
The Iceman Comet.
sudden fluctuations in temperature and climatic conditions, and probably a shift in the polar axis of Earth.
The polar axis would shift into polar bear form and start doing commercials for soft drinks.
…it was decided that if the news about Planet X and the worldwide disaster that it is expected to cause was released to the public, the public would react in fear, hysteria, panic, and anarchy. The result would be the total collapse of the world economy.
And thus the Planet X-files were begun, because keeping the world economy stable is the kind of thing no good Christian would even dream of doing.
Wicked men will protect their precious dollars at any cost, counting them of more value than the lives of their fellow human beings.
Even wickeder men will protect their precious beliefs at any cost, counting them of more value than their lives of their fellow human beings.
In spite of the best efforts of astronomical and political leaders, working in collusion to suppress all information about Planet X, there have been leaks.
This entire narrative is a masterpiece of passive tense; it’s never clear who decides what or who leaks which information to whom. There have been leaks? Yes, leaks make for a wonderfully nutritious conspiracy soup.
YOUR CARING GOVERNMENT
Perhaps there are two kinds of government : a caring government and a christian government. I know which one I’d want.
During the twenty-two years since the discovery of Planet X, the governments of the wealthy industrial nations of the world have quietly built vast underground complexes
cunningly disguised as prairie dog towns.
capable of housing thousands of people. These bunkers are intended to guarantee the survival of certain wealthy political leaders, ultra-rich bankers, corporate heads, etc.,
I assume evolutionary biologists are included in the “etc”.
and others deemed necessary for their survival and pleasure.
Let me guess – the Mighty Wind ministry was deemed as necessary as smallpox, and the grapes are sour indeed.
Those "selected" to use the bunkers have also placed various treasures in them (art; money;
Money that will not be used for the saving of souls, thereby making it an inherently evil thing. Not to be confused with the money for which the Mighty Wind ministry implores its readers.
automobiles; alcohol; etc.)… But what about the masses of people on Earth who have no bunkers?
And no automobiles or alcohol, either? Well, they should be grateful that the number of road accidents will go way, way down.
The ultra-rich political and financial leaders of the world couldn't care less about the survival of the "common man." The only important thing to them is that they survive… in order to rebuild a "New World Order" and rule over those who survive the devastation caused by Planet X.
It was a glorious day for the Mighty Wind ministry when someone gave Elizabeth a copy of Atlas Shrugged but forgot to tell her that it was a work of fiction.
BUT YAHWEH.... He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh, the Lord shall have them in derision.
He that sitteth in the heavens isn’t the only one laughing; she who sitteth at my computer is having a pretty good time too.
Not only does Isaiah 2 tell us that their treasures will be left "to the moles and to the bats," but James 5:1-3 tells us that their "gold and silver" will become "cankered" and will "rust."
Right away you get the impression that James wasn’t exactly the hottest bunsen in the chemistry class.
Those who are lukewarm or cold in their relationship with YAHWEH and YAHSHUA, who have left their first love,
Ouch, sounds like someone’s childhood sweetheart got dumped.
who are not obedient to His commandments, who use grace as an excuse to continue sinning...WILL BE LEFT BEHIND!
Along with the art, money, automobiles and alcohol – but no fundamentalists. And the downside to this is…?
Are you being obedient to YAHWEH’S commandments? Are you grieving or weeping over the ungodliness in not only in America but this world?
Yahweh must only want the miserable and the passive, if all you have to do to get to heaven is produce a fit of boo-hooing. Are you a sheep who cries on command? If so, earth will be better off without you anyway.
It ought to be clear to any honest Bible student that Yahweh is going to use Planet X (or some other heavenly body)
Gosh, after all the details about Planet X, it turns out Yahweh might, retriever-like, end up chasing some other ball into our solar system. What a let-down.
to fulfill many of the Tribulation prophecies. But before the Tribulation begins, He who is "faithful" is going to keep His promises to His people, and remove them [rapture] from "this present evil world”.
It will be a shock for the fundamentalists – and a pleasant non-surprise for the rest of us – when the evil in the world decreases dramatically after their removal. No matter how ungodly the rest of us are, at least we don’t resort to blatant manipulation to make people believe they’re in need of
When you see this page, you see RED, either for the wrath of GOD Yahweh, or the SAVING BLOOD of YASHUA HAMASHIACH.
Except for anyone with color-blindness, who would see green, making Jesus a Vulcan or perhaps a houseplant.
If you do not repent of your sins and accept Yahshua Hamashiach (Jesus Christ) and make him GOD and LORD of your life, you will see the wrath of GOD Yahweh.
At least the Mighty Wind ministry acknowledges that their version of christianity consists of fear tactics and bullying threats. Give your toys to the little boy, or his daddy will beat you up. Worse still, he might make you as tasteless and overblown as his adherents, a ghastly condition detailed in the article
Nancy B. the artist I told you about who Yahshua sent me to, was given a prophecy and I had the privilege of being used to prophecy to her that she was the one that was to paint "One Minute Until Midnight."
To be told that someone’s going to paint a religious scene is so much more important than knowing where the next outbreak of an epidemic will be, for example. And when the painting looks like this, you understand why it’s necessary to prepare people in advance for the shock.
Yahshua used her to bring the vision I had
I’m sure the using was most enjoyable for both parties concerned, but why couldn’t Yahshua simply give Nancy the vision if he wanted her to paint it? Perhaps he has certain standards about women – some should just be used, whereas others can be given visions.
and he gave her confirmation as we both confirmed much of what is seen in the picture.
And since we had confirmation, I’ll just confirm it all over again for anyone who needed more confirming that it was confirmed to us.
For instance I saw Gabriel and Michael in white tunics
Are you sure they were tunics? They might have been having a toga party.
and Yahshua in white robe trimmed in gold. I knew the angels wore gold also...
we confirmed without even discussing it! I saw Gabriel has having Golden blonde hair… and Yahshua has dark hair and blue eyes…
and no one in this wish-fulfilment fantasy is black, Asian, Native American or female, more evidence – if any was necessary – that this is fundamentalist heaven.
The anointing came upon Nancy when I called her on the phone as directed and her daughter anointed her with olive oil
then she anointed her with vinegar, and finally with a dash of lime juice, and finally the Nancy salad was ready, although its flavor was as bland as the canvas she painted on.
as I prayed in the power of the Holy Spirit! Nancy said she could barely stand she felt like she was going to fall!
And indeed she did, splat on to her easel, resulting in the painting we see today.
as the power of Almighty God came upon her and her head,
Nancy and her head : two ships that pass in the night.
hands, feet, ears, eyes, and heart was anointed!
Too bad her brain missed out; it might have been able to correct the grammar if only a few drops of anointment had been added to its jar.
I prayed in tongues
“Squeeble bop fizz.”
and Nancy felt the Power of the Holy Ghost come upon her in a mighty Way!
It must have taken days for the carpet to dry out.
It takes a lot to take my speech away but when I saw it I feel like I have been to Heaven!
In other words, you felt dead?
I could barely speak! I was having a hard time speaking English
You don’t need to tell me that.
and stuttering ! I felt spacey, like my spirit was in Heaven and my body here on Earth! This lasted all evening!
This must be what they call “Lizzie in the Sky with Diamonds”.
Please don't judge this picture by the scanned picture, you can't begin to understand how this does NOT reflect the beauty.
No, actually I can understand that perfectly. Let’s just say that Thomas Kinkade, master of mediocrity, has nothing to fear competition-wise.
The computer cannot duplicate the GOLD Metallic and Shiny!
Why yes, gold metallic and shiny! What perceptiveness, what metallurgical insight. Now, can we guess the shape of a building block as well?
GABRIEL looks like he is portrayed and Michael also. Yahshua sweated drops of blood at the Garden of Gethsemane. I believe he has two tears of blood coming from his eyes in Heaven
Jesus bleeds red and weeps red too? He must be the only person who leaves behind red snow if he goes on a skiing trip.
for the grief of the lost grieves him so. I didn't see Archangel Michael on the steps
Did you check in the little gods’ room?
but I saw him awaiting the orders of the Father ready to send his Angelic troops into WAR to come take US home!
Why would a WAR be necessary? I can’t speak for anyone else, but I’ll gladly hand over every member of this ministry to anyone who wants to take them away from the planet.
You didn't think there was going to be a Heavenly War when Yahshua comes again for HIS bride! What Nancy saw is even more exciting for she saw Michael running up the stairs
chased by a pack of ravening Dobermans. Get him, boys! Get him!
for he has been summoned by the Father God Yahweh and Yahshua. Michael's sword is drawn and it is SO BEAUTIFUL!
Elizabeth shows the proper awe and adoration that a good christian woman feels when confronted with a phallic object of any size and proportion.
Gabriel, look carefully his face, has the creases for his cheeks are puffed
This reads as though the sentence was written without any punctuation whatsoever, and later a blindfolded person threw commas at it.
and ready to sound the Shofar trumpet !… Yahshua OH precious Yahshua! His hair is so thick and wavy and dark...
… that we could make a lovely throw rug out of him. OH hirsute Yahshua, would you mind bending over for this tranquilizer dart?
neatly groomed beard..well he is GOD after all
Yes, it’s not like he has to go for the Michael Jackson wannabeard look.
and his crown sparkles with gems and Gold unlike this earth can imagine. Gold everywhere! He kneels on a blood red carpeting for that is the covering of HIS bride is it NOT?
His bride is dressed in carpeting? What’s the ring he gives her, a pop tab from a Coke can?
Nancy saw the crosses behind the throne. The Holy Spirit took her hand and just started painting lots of crosses! She was amazed!…
I told Nancy I saw cheribums
I’ll leave this delightful misspelling as it stands, though I must admit that when I first saw it, I thought it was some euphemism for Catholic altar boys.
and they had their faces covered with their wings and they were weeping and grieving seeing Yahshua weep and grieve!
The maudlin atmosphere of this Pity City is unbelievable. Next thing you know, Yahshua will fling himself down on the red carpeting, kicking and screaming, “I can’t stand this! Mama! Make it stop!”
He has shown the clock hanging in the air the hands are metallic Gold and although there is NO Clock in Heaven there is NO other way to portray to US for it is" One Minute Until Midnight and Yahshua Christ comes in the Midnight hour!"
If you’re reading this mother of all run-on sentences out aloud, you might want to stop for breath before you pass out on the floor.
We are going to pay to have the prints made which are quite expensive! You can see why I need the money upfront…
You can see bills from American Express and Mastercard. You can see a six-bedroomed house with a swimming pool and a tennis court. But no matter how hard you squint, you may not be able to see One Minute before Midnight paying for all of those.
So if you want this picture that I believe will BLESS your home with an anointing like you have NEVER experienced before.
Yes, I imagine that if you hung the picture and then turned up the central heating, the paint would drip off in great gobs, filling your house with the indescribable odor of pure holiness, also olive oil.
Every Picture will be prayed over before it's sent
“Dear Lord, don’t let them ask for a refund, and don’t let the IRS ever hear of this money.”
and I believe after praying Yahshua will NOT allow this picture to hang in anyone's house whose name is NOT found in the Lamb's book of life!
Oh, poor Nancy. I have a feeling she isn’t going to even recoup the costs of the paints she used on this one.
For the reprobate will HATE this picture… Show this to your loved ones you have grieved over wondering whether they will be saved. Watch their reaction.
Or better still, watch the painting. Chances are, Michael and Gabriel will be cowering behind the stairs while the cheribums dig a hole to hide in.
The Holy Spirit will draw the unsaved by the STRONG ANOINTING on this Picture!
Certain hallucinogenic compounds, when mixed with paint, will evaporate slowly to the point where they saturate the air. When breathed in, these miraculous drugs make the victim highly suggestible as well. This is why the unsaved are unaffected by the image they see on their computers; they’ll sing a different tune once they’ve been exposed to the anointment for a few days! For best/fastest results, please buy six or more paintings.
Again I have the painting and I need to know who really wants this painting… Please people let me know if you want this print. Please pray for the finances so I can buy the prints to get them into your hands! Please trust me!!
I think that last hysterical outburst says it all. Jesus might have praised the virtues of poverty, but Jesus never had to sell paintings like this.
"One Minute Until Midnight"… is the MOST anointed painting you have ever seen!
Heck, it may very well be the ONLY anointed painting I have ever seen. Most people rely on talent to move their products; the Mighty Wind minstry, having no such luck, calls for divine assistance.
If I could afford it I would GIVE these paintings away
to contribute to the cleanliness of birdcages everywhere.
just so I could hear all the miracle reports that will come as you take this blessing and anointing into your home or your loved ones home… If anyone wants to HELP me buy the prints in large quantity please e-mail me.
Instead of manna from heaven, perhaps God should consider dropping money from heaven. Then they wouldn’t need to beg for dollars, and Nancy could spend even more time at her evangelical easel, daubing more and more souls into heaven.
Only $1 From YOU Will Make A DIFFERENCE!
The author’s credit card debt WILL go down by a WHOLE DOLLAR! What more do you need to know before you send that money to her?
Send $1 Today And Help Us Reach Souls For Yahshua!
$1 will buy up to ten male souls and nearly three hundred female ones! What are you waiting for? The sale of salvation won’t last forever!
PRAY the Salvation Prayer, and one day in HEAVEN with JESUS, we will MEET you there!!!!
Whoops, I think that “and” was supposed to be a “but”. This was indeed a mighty wind, the kind that ignites when you hold a cigarette lighter up to it. Still, I can’t fault the ministry for effort; it must be time-consuming to peddle paintings, keep track of governmental cover-ups and watch the skies for humongous comet-like planets. Small wonder they look forward to arriving in heaven, where they will have nothing to do except weeping and grieving.
Till next week, everyone!
QueenofSwords