Hello everyone, and welcome to the first halal nut featured here! I’m your host, QueenofSwords, and this week’s subject is a Muslim site dedicated to the exposure of the horrors of Christianity – and almost as dedicated to the exposure of skimpily clad women. These satanic but seductive sirens are second only to homosexuals in the author’s (little black) book, though he does offer a number of solutions to the perversions rampant in the United States. And after reading through this site, I’ll take the perversions any day. Prepare for the proselytizer who puts the anal into psychoanalysis, because the last Nutwatch cross-examines
The author, who labors under the unfortunate name of Osama Abdullah, specializes in setting up straw sluts and heroically knocking them down, a process illustrated with pictures in his numerous articles on the subject of
The Satanic Group - The biotic fuel for hell fire
Fundamentalists : they’re all brothers under the burqa. Though I must say, there’s a catchy ring to “biotic fuel”, and the Satanic Group sounds like a worthy successor to the Spice Girls. Just in case you wonder what constitutes the Luciferian League, here's a representative example :
Even though I tried to pick the least sexual pictures,
your free hand kept straying to the more exciting ones? Cosmopolitan called, and they want their photos back.
but in general, this is what a typical Christian woman would look like when she is at either the beach (wearing bikinis) or health club, where 95% to 99% of her body is totally exposed to men.
The typical Christian woman should really consider a head-to-toe suit of armor when swimming. This will protect her from the starving creatures which are drawn to her smooth warm flesh, and also from sharks.
What's most ironic is seeing them wearing the "Cross" necklaces.
What would you prefer them to wear, dog collars? Shrouds?
Women in the west are considered nothing but "sex objects", and most of them are less likely to remain virgins before marriage.
Thus radically decreasing their chances of giving birth to Muslim sons who can quote the Holy Qu’ran in between feedings.
No true man would die for cheap quality of this kind.
I can’t see any true man dying for Osama Abdullah either. <takes cheap-quality Osama off assembly line and puts him in recycle bin>
It is very tragic that women in the West are raised to show off their sexuality and are stereotyped by their sexuality.
And the women in the east are not at all rated on the basis of their sexuality. Not at all. They are judged purely on their intelligence and skills, and bridges are going at two for a dollar in Brooklyn.
I am not generalizing all Christian women. I am certain there are many Angelic ones out there who remain virgins until marriage and are non-sexual,
Maybe you should be more certain about that – conduct physical tests on the ones who seem “Angelic” to you. Or were you already chased out of convents when you tried?
and they are fully devoted to GOD Almighty. But I believe that it is safe to say that more than 90% of the Christian women world-wide are Satanic.
Christian men must be in constant danger from these serpents in their midst, unless they’re as evil and corrupted as their better halves. We’re not told, since this articles focuses on the sexuality of women; maybe the other gender isn’t as interesting to the author. And speaking of women, here’s what the ideal red-blooded man should want. Rather than these Satans in short-shorts, wouldn’t you rather have
This is a picture of a typical Muslim woman.
The typical Muslim woman appears to be ten years old. Maybe this species has an extremely short shelf life.
Pure, innocent, virgin (until marriage) and non-sexual. A true man would be willing to die for a true and blessed angel of that kind,
because there’s very little else a true man can do with a prepubescent doll of that kind. He might as well die, go to heaven and get something a little older.
because if she's faithful to her GOD Almighty, then she will definitely be faithful and honorable to her family.
It’s best if you get them already trained to obey; you don’t want to take the chance on them being faithful to themselves. If they were, they’d make Real Muslims extremely uncomfortable, as we see in
The Muslim girl in question finds that her religion sets her apart from her American classmates, a bit like how food preferences might set you apart from Jeffrey Dahmer.
This time the issue wasn't the hating of being different. Now, there was a change in me. I hated the way my classmates acted, the things they talked about, the way they dressed… Finally, I loved being different.
Good for you, Carrie. Now, just promise me that you won’t erupt in a telekinetic rampage when they play a prom night trick on you.
Every now and then, while I'm talking with another Muslim about how music is forbidden,
“I find myself bursting into song. The hills are alive, with the sound of jihads…”
or why we shouldn't go to the movie theater,
Because the rest of the movie-goers aren’t expecting a real-life Invasion of the Body Snatchers, that’s why.
or why it's better to wear jilbaab and not just a long skirt and shirt, or why we have to follow the Prophet (S)'s sunnah and not just the Qur'an, I get this sudden pang of, "I'm so different, so strange! WHY?"
You’re actually one of the Boys From Brazil, would be my guess. Some day, you’ll realize your true gender and your great destiny when Dr. Mengele comes to see you.
Sometimes when I'm sitting with a group of Muslim girls around my age, talking, maybe laughing and joking, when the conversation somehow turns to Will Smith or Madonna or the latest make-up tip in Seventeen, a sudden chill goes through my body
The sudden chill is followed by a hot flash, and you realize that your Seventeen days are long past.
and I feel as though they're, the lot of them, one thing and I am another. "I'm among Muslims now but I'm still an outsider," I think as I watch them.
Yes, but at least you’re pure, innocent, a virgin (until marriage) and non-sexual, and any true man would die for you. He might not be able to take you to a concert, or take you to the movies, or take you out in public at all, but boy, will he ever die for you. And at least you won’t inspire him or anyone else to rape, as Osama assures us in his
According to Islam, when a woman shows off an inappropriate portion of her body, she becomes satanic,
And when a man shows off an inappropriate portion of his body, he becomes tanned.
because she would raise satanic thoughts among people in the society.
Yes, when I see a woman’s feet, Pat Buchanan is the first person who comes to mind. However did you know?
If you look at the world today, you would see that the highest percentage of rapes that take place, take place in western societies. The reason for that is because all men think about in the west is sex.
And no man in the west is able to find a woman willing to have sex with him, hence all the raping. This is the vast difference between east and west – proper Eastern women wouldn’t dream of refusing any man once they had aroused him.
The reason why men always think about sex in the West is because women in the west are the main cause !. Women in the west dress in a satanic way,
They undress in an even more satanic way, peeling each skimpy garment off slowly, but I don’t think I need to tell Osama that.
which effects men's behaviors and thinking process and leads them to gradually lose their self confidence, and self worth,
Lifeguards must be drowning themselves out of sheer misery. How any man in the States manages to be a real man is beyond me. No wonder they have to send women to the Gulf to fight their wars for them.
because all they think about is girls and sex,
We pause here for a moment of irony.
and they do not always get what they want which leads them to forcibly acheive their sexual desires by raping a woman.
All men in the West must be born without hands, though at least they escape the terrible curse of the East, lack of imagination.
To the government and the education ministry, please try to pass a new bill where Grade Schools and High Schools no longer have mixed genders in them.
Why stop there? Do the same for universities, workplaces, restaurants, public transport – or better yet, just divide the country in two. Women can have Staten Island and men can have the rest.
It is pointless and dangerous to have mixed genders.
Why in the world Allah created them different is a mystery. He could just have made one gender that reproduced by mitosis, then this entire problem could have been averted.
It causes nothing but sexual difficulties and discomfort among students,
This sounds like the psychological equivalent of thrush. Still, perish the thought that there should be any discomfort among students. I hope Osama patrols locker rooms to make sure that no one’s ever teased about how fat they are.
and avoiding it would sure solve most of the sex related problems that we have here in the United States of America.
Perhaps we could then rename the country to “the United States of Abdullah”, one nation, under wraps, with virginity and prudishness for all. Still, the misogynistic mullah of the moral majority doesn’t single out women for his attentions, not in the least. Anyone who doesn’t have sex in the correct way comes under fire, beginning with the dastardly and unIslamic
As much as there are those who were created naturally as homosexuals, as much as GOD Almighty created us to naturally be sexually attracted to the opposite gender.
The only thing unnatural here is the above sentence, where Osama tries to eat his beefcake and have it, too.
So it is much worse for a normal person in the West (where women are too sexually open and dress very sexually and attractively such as wearing tight min skirts and bikinis)
Here’s a radical idea – if women in bikinis offend you, try not to harp on the subject. Rhapsodize instead about the matchless gorgeousness of the average virginal 11-year-old in a tentlike garment with a chastity belt underneath.
to get sexually attracted to his mother or sister(s) than for a homosexual man to feel attracted to other men.
The author doesn’t comment on men dressing very sexually and attractively such as wearing tight jeans and Speedos, but he’s probably afraid that his fellow Muslims might mistake him for a gay person if he did so. And then he wouldn’t be invited to all the best fatwas.
Yet, people for the most part do stay within their boundaries and don't violate any social and religious rules unless they choose to become perverts.
Would these people be the ones created naturally as homosexuals, or the ones grown in secret gay breeding vats, or the ones imported from Uranus?
So my point is, if a man feels that he is sexually attracted to other men, then he should at least try to fight this sexual attraction.
This presumably makes the domination fantasy all the more pleasurable. Of course, a man who feels attracted to Western women to the point where he wants to rape them doesn’t need to fight anything, except perhaps the women who don’t want to be raped.
Allah Almighty didn't create men to sleep with men.
Allah Almighty is very, very pissed at you right now for not being able to make up your mind about what He did and did not create.
Homosexuals claim that animals do have homosexuals among them. This is not true, even if you do see two male dogs for instance licking each others' groins and other body parts… Licking is part of the animals' greeting and showing of brotherly love and unity…
After that, the animals engage in a Masonic handshake and sit down for a cup of mocha latte.
…I know that homosexuals do feel "extra pleasure" in their rectum for some reason;
I guess normal people like the author feel nothing at all in their rectums, except maybe their heads.
again this is at least what I heard from doctors before on TV and radio, but this still doesn't give the right for any person to be a homosexual, because homosexuality is like animalism
Maybe you should call it “manimalism”.
(people loving to have sex with animals), it is a disease that needs to be psychologically cured.
It’s the first non-painful, non-lethal and non-infective disease. But it’s a disease nevertheless, and the only permanent cure is to lock any male victims in a room with the author for a few days. Oddly enough, this will exacerbate the symptoms of female sufferers.
Homosexuality and Animalism are the same thing in my opinion. They are diseases that people can cure. If you love to fantasize about spreading your rectum and inserting something in it for instance,
please stop fantasizing, do it, and send pictures to the author.
then you should try to heal yourself to stop doing that. A person has full power to either increase or decrease this sexual feeling.
A person need only flip open the skull from the back, find the OFF button and press it for complete deactivation of sexual desires. Look at Data from Star Trek; if he can do it, why can’t you?
Why increase it when you know you can decrease it. You should fight those sick fantasies and feelings and not give in to them.
And if you can’t fight them, put up a facade of righteous condemnation and indulge yourself behind it. You can talk about regular and alternative sexual acts to your heart’s and libido’s content, as long as you make it clear you’re against them.
Even anal sex with women is prohibited in Islam.
Has Allah in His matchless generosity not given you women with the proper orifices for procreation? Does Allah in His long-suffering patience need to draw you a map?
Homosexuals would be right in their arguments if women were allowed to have anal sex. But as I said, Anal sex is strictly prohibited in Islam.
Because once you do it with a woman, you’ll want to do it with a man, and maybe with a camel or an iguana as well. Simultaneously. And then you’ll be responsible for the
I must start this article by saying that this "corruption" in America I ran across several times already by "American Christians", where a brother has sex with his sister, an uncle has sex with his niece and an individual loses his/her virginity at a very young age is very common among Christians.
I don’t even know where to start with this mishmash. One of Osama’s true and blessed “angels” must have sold him some true and potent “dust”.
Let me give you few examples of the above. Please go and rent the American movie "Cruel Intentions".
Couldn’t I rent the American movie “Toy Story” instead? I mean, that title just screams “homosexual love gadgets”, doesn’t it?
Seriously, though, if your “evidence” for the corruption in America is one movie, you’ve got more problems than the entire population of gay uncle-marrying nieces.
There is this very rich guy who has a very expensive car that no one in the school has and he has a sister.
Presumably she is also very expensive, though not as exclusive as the car.
He used to go out with girls, have sex with them and leave them or dump them.
No! Dear God, how shocking! Did he also wear Levis and drink Coke? I think I’ll have to wait until my heart stops pounding before I read any further.
Later in the movie, he buys this magazine where he sees an article about a blond hair blue eyes girl in her early 20's
This sounds like an advertisement for the Aryan Union.
where she claims that she is still a virgin and that she hasn't yet found her real love (sexual relationship).
Yes, when a blond hair blue eyes girl in her early 20s says “love”, she actually means “sexual relationship”. Presumably a proper Islamic girl in her early 10s doesn’t even know the meaning of the word.
The sister tries to make a bet with the brother about scoring (sleeping) with that virgin girl. The bet was, if he fails, then she gets to own her brother's expensive car.
Only in the United States of Abomination would a woman even dream of taking away a man’s property.
But if he wins, then he gets to sleep with his sister. The sister told him "If you win, you can put it (your penis)
Just in case anyone thought she meant “it (your toothbrush)”. The author kindly provides these little subtitles so that the audience knows exactly what the characters are too prudish to actually say.
anywhere (including anal)."
Talk about obsession. A little holiday music for Osama, please! <orchestra strikes up>
Finally, the brother dies in an accident and his new girlfriend (the virgin girl that he took her virginity)
For the author, women come in two categories : pre- and post-hymen, and the means by which they make the transition defines how he sees them.
was there on site during his last moment in life… Here is the most ironic part of all. The girlfriend also told the guy's sister "You know, I usually turn to Jesus to help me through my problems."
Yes, I certainly see the irony. I’m sure Mr. Atta also turned to Jesus to help him through his problems after he had a busy day of plotting against the unbelievers.
If you watch "MTV Love Line" on MTV Channel,
you will come off (or get off) like Fred Phelps going to a gay bar. Here’s an amazing concept for you, Osama – if you don’t like sex, don’t watch shows like “MTV Love Line”. Unless you thought MTV stood for Mohammed The Valiant, in which case I hope you were speedily disillusioned.
then you will see how they openly talk about sex and sex life here in America…
Why can’t they just pretend sex doesn’t happen? Why is the stork not good enough for them?
Many of them are gays and lesbians and bisexual as well.
And animalists, and maybe incestuous as well, just like in the movies.
It is the current corrupted Christianity that is causing all of these satanic corruptions in the society from having brothers sleeping with their sisters, to uncles marrying their nieces,
In this alternate reality, the United States only permits marriages between blood relations. Presumably this is part of a dastardly breeding program, wherein many more blond hair blue eyes people in their early 20s will be produced in order to rule the world.
to men marrying men in California, etc....
That’s Canada. Then again, they both start with C, end with A, are located in the Western Hemisphere and are therefore hotbeds of corruption – what more do you need?
It is the current corrupted Christianity that is causing all of the girls and boys to lose their virginity at a very young age.
I don’t know how the author made that particular deduction, and I don’t want to know, but I’m sure he’d agree that Islam, unlike Christianity, would ensure that these girls and boys lost their virginity in holy, sanctified and completely non-sexual marriage.
It's quite obvious that JE$U$
That was the one genuinely funny highlight of this entire website.
(We Muslims believe in and love and respect Jesus)
(but in a pure, innocent, virginal – until marriage – and non-sexual way, with no anal sex whatsoever)
in the corrupted Christian societies is always the excuse for the corruption. In "Cruel Intentions" movie, they pictured that girl who lost her virginity as a sweet Christian angel throughout the movie, while she (1) Promoted a great deal of corruption in the society when she advertised for herself to find the best man to have sex with,
God forbid that any woman should choose the man she has sex with.
and (2) With her article she caused so many men to get mentally effected and emotionally disturbed because they all wanted to get her but none could.
There’s only one mentally effected and emotionally disturbed person here, though I hesistate to call him a man. Still, to hear him talk, you’d think that no man should ever be denied any woman, lest that shatter his fragile psyche and render him an emotional eunuch. Or worse, gay.
I blame the current corrupted Christianity for the permanent brain damage that it caused to the Christian society. It seems that everywhere there are Christians and Christianity, Satan would be having a great time and enjoying himself.
Well, Satan’s not the only one; you seem to like displaying and describing pictures of christian women. Unless you’re trying to tell me you’re Satan?
I wouldn’t believe that, though. No Prince of Darkness could be so ineffectual.
Even in the Middle East (the most conservative region in the world), Lebanon is the most sexually open country in that region because it is dominated by Christians. Most of the Lebanese Christian women lose their virginity before marriage.
And you know this how? Do you cut a little cross into your bedpost each time you make such a determination?
I once saw on my Arabic Satellite Dish the Christian Sunday Prayers in Lebanon… I saw with my naked eyes women wearing dresses that showed half of their breasts
Maybe they were breastfeeding, though why they couldn’t use non-sexual jars of Heinz food like decent normal people is beyond me. Oh, and if your eyes were naked, I suggest you cover them up. In this case, I’ll agree that nakedness is your biggest problem.
and most of their legs in church in Lebanon on TV.
And yet you kept watching, did you? How noble and self-sacrificing of you. I’m sure Allah will up your quota of heavenly houris by at least a dozen or so.
It is quite obvious that wherever there are Christians, there is Satan and corruption and sexual openness. Therefore, it is safe and mature to say that Christians are Satan's followers.
Yes, Osama, give yourself a big pat on the back for your maturity. If you were any more grown-up, you would be telling them they had cooties as well.
If it's ok in Christianity to have sex before marriage, ok to live with someone without marriage (like boyfriend or girlfriend), ok to have anal sex with the same gender (see www.godlovesfags.com and see the thousands of Christians who support them through their guest book) or the other gender, ok for the brother to sleep with his sister,
Largest straw man collection ever. Never mix alcohol with anti-psychotic medication, folks.
WHAT'S NOT OK TO DO THEN????!!!!
Using more than one (1) question mark or exclamation mark to end a sentence, even a sentence where you’re screaming your head off. People who do that get nipped to death by ravening packs of chihuahuas.
AND WHY DID GOD DROWN TO DEATH THE PEOPLE OF LOTT AND NOAH THEN?
He was just getting a warm bubble bath ready when the phone rang. Unfortunately he left the water running while he went to answer it, and by the time he came back…
Seriously, though, the “LOTT” made me think of Trent Lott. Please don’t do that again, all right?
DIDN'T THEY DO THE SAME EXACT THING AS THE CHRISTIANS ARE DOING TODAY FROM SODOMY, AND ILLEGAL SEX WITHOUT MARRIAGE??!!
So, what are you saying, that God should drown to death the people of Christianity? It’ll never work, buddy – women these days, they know how to swim. I know that’s frustrating for you, and probably incomprehensible to boot, but you’ll just have to put up with things like
Of course in Islam, the step siblings can not marry each others, nor can they marry their uncles or ants from their mothers' side either.
Well, certainly they couldn’t marry ants. That would be formication. But marriage is still the be-all and end-all of life, a universal panacea that Osama, Prometheus-like, offers to the huddled masses of Christendom in his article
I have yet to meet one non-Catholic Nun Christian missionary woman that has her head covered up here in the US...
I have yet to meet one non-catholic nun too, head covered or not. Here’s an idea – if you want women veiled from head to toe, how about going back to the Middle East? But perhaps that that would unutterably boring for you?
In fact, marriage is the cure for all of the sexual problems that the Western societies are facing from little kids losing their virginity,
If your little kid could legally marry the fellow in the long raincoat, wouldn’t that be so much better for all concerned?
getting pregnant and catching the AIDS virus,
The sexless kind of marriage advocated by Answering Christianity would certainly prevent these two scourges of humankind.
to boyfriends and girlfriends living together without marriage, to Gays and Lesbians, to nude beaches,
Yes, if people in the United States were only allowed to marry, all nude beaches would spontaneously disappear, along with all gay people, and presumably all sexually transmitted viruses as well. Then they would all be grateful to marriage-mullah Osama, the Lord of the (Wedding) Rings.
to teaching open sexuality in Grade and High Schools, to mixing genders in Grade and High Schools to promote sexuality among the teenagers etc.
One last strawman for the road, and we finish with an assurance that Islam is not the fearsome misogynistic religion that you might think it is.
By the way, there is no punishment in life for women who don't cover their heads in Islam. We do not shave their heads off.
Wonderful to know, though you’ll forgive me if I won’t be donning the veil and bowing in the direction of Mecca – or of anything. This website might make good points about christainity, but that’s buried beneath the author’s fixation on females, plus so many references to homosexuality that he sounds as though he’s heading a group called Al-Queerda. Anyone who takes away his television will be doing the Muslim world a great service, since he believes everything he sees there and spins a rich fantasy life from it as well. I don’t know if he actually imperils his self-confidence and self-worth by daring to live in the United States of Anathema, but I’ll bet that if he does, he hides out in the mountains away from everyone else, giving rise to the legend of Bigfoot. And he has an equally big mouth to accommodate it.
And that’s allah, folks. You’ve been a great crowd and I hope that you were as entertained by the nuts as I was. All the best,
QueenofSwords