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Oops, that’s Megatron.
Saints & Yogi Masters
St. Theresa
Hello to all of you and your spirit guides, and welcome to the unique fellowship and joy provided only by the Weekly Nutwatch. I’m your heavenly host, QueenofSwords, scribing this with the divine guidance of a multitude of loving saints--
All right, that was about as much saccharine as I could handle, and I don’t know how today’s site manages to generate such vast quantities of it. The sweetest I’ll get is in dedicating today’s Weekly Nutwatch to recent birthday celebrants Scotty and Mageth (at least one of whom is covered in frosting), and to Rimstalker and Reverend Ruin for their recent compliments. I’m afraid I can’t outdo today’s featured site in terms of love for all humanity, though, because this week’s Nutwatch takes a bite out of
The World Light Fellowship was created to support “The Order of Melchizedek” (hereby abbreviated to TOM). Just in case you were wondering who Melchizedek was – aside from a long-dead minor character in the bible -
Melchizedek is an aspect of the Christ and a part of the overall Christ Consciousness.
But in case this makes him sound too much like one anonymous ant in a teeming hive of insects, be aware that he has a special duty to perform.
Melchizedek is that aspect of Christ who works specifically with Beings of Light who are in service to the Earth and other planets and places throughout Creation.
Melch probably prepares them to battle the Beings of Darkness who seek to destroy Earth and enslave human beings, especially the women. He also wrote an article or two, proving that death is no barrier to lunacy. As well as all his other activities, the Beings-of-Light-coordinator takes time out of his busy schedule to personally participate in the initiation of priests into TOM.
Initiation requires 22 one hour session with Melchizedek.
Melchizedek : Just lie down on the couch, please. Relax completely. Now, let’s begin with your sexual dysfunctions. Writing : Subject appears ill at ease; probable fixation on mother. There might be a paper in this!
He will establish an energetic and conscious connection with you. During the preparation time he will prepare you energetically to initiate and ordain others into the Order… He will work with you on an energetic level.
Being a few thousand years into his dotage, Melchizedek needs to be constantly reminded of what level he’s working on. Once he starts to forget his name, another Being of Light will take his place, and he will be sent to an old Beings’ home.
Thankfully, TOM’s guidelines for priests include the admission that
We are dedicated to bringing people beyond superstition, fears, and illusion
That is so nice to hear.
The World Light Fellowship recognizes all faiths, accepts all religions into its homogenous mass, and claims that “we are all one”. It’s a little too Borg for me, even with the world peace, little animated dove GIFs and high vibrational oils thrown in.
In January of 1999 we were asked by the Christ and the Masters of Light
Man-at-Arms, the Sorceress and Teela. Oh wait, those were the Masters of the Universe.
to help create a line of Divine High Vibrational Healing/Meditation Oils and Oil Candles to assist people on their spiritual paths.
These oils carry the Divine Energy and Essences of all of the Masters of Light.
I wonder if the Masters are left in little private rooms with the oils and a copy of the World Light Fellowship Quarterly. “All right, get to work on producing those Essences!”
The Masters of Light are your Spiritual Family and love you very dearly. They are here for you at any and all times. Please call upon them and invite them into you life!
Though if I were you, I’d try their Essences first. You may prefer the jojoba Master to the sandlewood Master – it’s a matter of taste.
All right, so how do we utilize the Essences that the Masters have so kindly donated?
Place the oil on your forehead, (third eye chakra)
Thiaoouba, these are your spiritual brethren! Join with them to sell your mystical products.
We have been guided to set up Angelic Abundance, a program that can help financially support Light Workers, Healers, or anyone on their spiritual path.
Like the end of the rainbow, you will find a pot of god – I mean gold – at the finish of your spiritual path.
We have come up with an easy way to create residual income just by sharing information about our Divine High Vibrational Healing and Meditation Oils, Nard, and Oil Candles. The income potential is virtually unlimited!
In case this crass materialism is at all off-putting, however, let’s explore the theology of the World Light Fellowship, which recognizes the following
Someone mentioned Pascal’s Wager to the guy who began the World Light Fellowship, and he came up with the brilliant idea of just being friends with everyone. Except he left out Mohammed, so presumably Allah will roast the World Light Fellowship, if Allah exists and if the Masters of Light don’t intervene.
Of course, if the Masters are busy producing Essences, the World Light Fellowship can seek help from
Perhaps this is the entity Gemma Therese worships? A Yogi Master must be smarter than the average saint, I guess.
As well as selling candles, oils and nard, the World Light Fellowship also hosts a Healing Circle, which serves as a prayer group, where I found that someone had asked
Pray for G.W. so that he may understand how important it is for himself and everone to lovingly embrace the brothers and sisters of all the species of the planet, and to find and express from within himself unconditional love, compassion and understanding, in which is needed to bring about true world peace and brotherhood.
I was rolling my eyes at that one when I scrolled up and saw
Please pray for our brother Osama's heart to opened!
Let’s just pass on to something else – the articles written by priests of TOM. What’s unique about these articles is that most of them have two authors, with the second one being an Ascended Archangel or Master of Light or even Jesus Himself – all of whom are credited accordingly. A treatise on Women's Status and Reincarnation in the Early Christian Church was penned
By Jeannie Weyrick and Christ
And in case you think that all Jesus did was listen to her prayers or something, let me assure you that Jesus pulls His own weight.
This letter was written with great input by Jesus, and with much help by Him in finding the information presented here in research books.
Good work, Jesus! Now do that for creationists everywhere.
However, the amount of research in most of the articles is outweighed by vast quantities of peace, love and fellowship.
When we give people our love for them to do with it what they will and without expecting anything in return then we are not only living in love, we become love.
So instead of remaining complex human beings with thoughts and personalities, we are reduced to a single collective emotion. And since we are all now love, how would conversations go?
Next time you deal with people whether it is your family, children, friends, work colleagues, bosses or even the tax-man try these principles of love and you may be pleasantly surprised
At how readily the IRS accepts love in lieu of money.
My favorite article, however, is Finding your Soul Family, written by Terra Sonora and "ONE". “ONE” goes even further than Jesus when it comes to scholarly accomplishments, by the way; not content to simply do research, “ONE” actually wrote part of the article. Here is Terra Sonora’s introduction :
About seven years ago I became aware of a loving group of angels and spirit guides, who collectively call themselves "ONE".
They live in a giant cube that can travel through space and time.
Over time I came to understand that these magnificent beings of light are my soul family.
I know without question that when my physical body passes on that I will ascend into the heavens and be at one with "ONE". We will blend with the essence of God and feel the bliss of the oneness of All That Is.
Because it is unbearable to be a unique individual and a far far better thing to surrender your mind into a homogenous entity – one more sheep in a gigantic flock.
Please enjoy "ONE’s" insights about soul families, and their incredible guided meditation to help you find your soul family. My love and blessings to you. Terra Sonora.
Somehow I still prefer Terra Firma, which the World Light Fellowship lost touch with a long time ago.
"ONE": Greetings everyone. We are the energies of "ONE".
And I am the emperor of ice cream.
Please know that all the dimensions exist simultaneously, all intertwined. You can be multi-dimensional, dear ones. You can be third dimensional, fourth dimensional, fifth dimensional, pick a number.
Are negative integers and irrational numbers allowed?
Actually, this speech puts me in mind of what the Borg Queen said about “thinking three-dimensionally”. Geez. It’s bad enough to be corny, but ripping off Star Trek is beyond the pale.
We want you to be open to knowing that there are individuals and groups of souls that absolutely adore you… The heart that is within your soul beats the same as their heart. There is a sameness of energy, a sameness of spirit, a sameness of purpose.
And everyone wears the basic black, with prosthetic fittings.
Through this connection, this sameness, this oneness, you can feel so much bigger than just what you might think of as just you, now.
Big enough to fit into Mommy’s clothes! Big enough to ride the roller-coaster!
If you can begin to open and see that perhaps you are not just one, but perhaps you are 77 or perhaps you are a hundred, or perhaps you are actually part of a thousand.
Increase the numbers until you feel comfortable; you will, at that point, be in touch with your Termite Self and will happily regress to a brainless existence where you are governed by the collective.
Your soul family may feel like a group of earth-centered beings, or a group of angels, or extra-terrestrials, or a simple body of light, just an energy, a fun and loving ball of energy.
I have nothing to add here. Seriously.
We, as "ONE", are a collective, a group of approximately 99 souls.
“My name is Legion, for we are many.”
We dwell in oneness you might say, but our soul fragments still have the ability to individuate as we choose. Terra has channeled a being we’ll call "One of ONE."
Sorry, that's Seven of Nine.
Terra Sonora is an Ordained Priest in the Order of Melchizedek and has been a channeler of the angelic realm and spiritual teacher for 12 years. Terra is available for private "ONE on One" channeling sessions
Well, at least Terra or “ONE” has a sense of humor, though I wondered about that when I read her/their/its next article.
Imagine the healing power in the sound of a giggling child. Imagine someone who is depressed or perhaps very ill and they play a tape recording over and over of uncontrollable giggles of children… Know, dear ones, that you have that giggling child inside of you at all times. That giggling child inside of you wants to come out and play
At this point, the child sounds more manic than joyful, perhaps in need of some kind of medication or at least a time-out in a quiet room. Though maybe I’m just saying that because I’m not part of one great conglomerate being, or composed primarily of love, as The Search for Joy shows.
If we are truly all one, If we are truly from love. Then the murderer, the abuser, and shoplifter are also of this essence of love. They come, in love, to play the role of the "bad" person, because they agreed with you, to help you learn more about yourself, and the UN- limited possibilities of your existence.
No doubt when the autopsy was performed on your corpse, you learned some fascinating things about your own anatomy.
The miracle of realizing that the Nazis were Beings of the same energy as myself, and had given up their "goodness" status for me to discover the vastness all that I am.
Are you tearing up for the poor misunderstood Nazis yet? Of course, the woman who wrote this, Sandi Hunter, lists her credentials as
a Reiki Master, Intuitive Healer, Certified Clinical Hypno-therapist, and Certified Fitness Professional.
But then again, Jesus isn’t billed as second author on this article, so how much credibility can we place in it?
While I’m not exactly missing the hellfire-and-damnation of fundy websites, it takes something like this Care Bear wet dream to show me that the opposite can be just as boring. Whoever put this together is a poor man's L. Ron Hubbard, and elicits much the same response. It's a relief to get well away from the syrupy sweetness, the Chakra Candles and the overwhelming neediness of "ONE" and all. Resistance, in this case, was more than successful.
Till next week, everyone!
QueenofSwords and no one else. 